Whatever you need done, there's an Alex for that
right now my Alex is chasing two overdue invoices
Zero configuration. Pick the assistant you need, paste one line we send you, and in twenty minutes it’s running in your chat — on your server, answering only to you.
10 assistants live today (of 24 planned) · 20 mins from payment to first chat · 0 dashboards or settings · $9 first month, then $12.
Text us
A real human answers in Telegram, not a bot menu.
Crypto payment
We'll send an address, confirmation takes a few minutes.
One command
Installs itself, asks a couple of simple questions — takes twenty minutes total.
Assistant Catalog
Everyday Assistant
Email, calendar, reminders and quick search — all sorted before you open your laptop
Freelancer's Assistant
Collects invoices, tracks deadlines, drafts replies to clients you always put off
Job Seeker
Tailors resumes to vacancies, tracks applications, conducts mock interviews
Photographer/Designer
Briefs, revisions, and delivery tracking in one thread
Newsletter Writer
Turns your weekly notes into a ready draft
Study Buddy
Study plans, notes organization, gentle exam reminders
Language Partner
Daily practice and corrections at your pace
Family Organiser
Shared calendar, chores, nothing forgotten
Personal Productivity Coach
Daily planning and habits — a gentle nudge rather than a lecture
New Parent's Assistant
Feeding and sleep tracking, doctor visit reminders, answers to questions at 3 AM
Coming this year:
Small Business Owner, Realtor's Assistant, Consultant/Coach, Insurance & Travel Agent, Sales Rep, Nutrition Coach Helper, Therapist Session Helper, Fitness Trainer Helper, Beauty & Wellness Pro, Blogger / Creator, Social Media Manager, Tutor's Assistant, Course Creator Helper, Event Planner Helper.
Ten assistants work today. Fourteen are not built yet and aren't for sale. Right now you can only buy Lite. We don't have reviews yet — we prefer showing none to faking them.
Lite
One assistant of your choice from ten available. Text chat in Telegram on your server. Two assistants — 10% off, three — 15%, four or more — 20%.
Later this year:
FAQ
Do I need to know how to code?
No. You paste one line and answer the setup wizard's questions in plain English.
Can I try before I pay?
No browser demo — ask us anything in the chat, we'll answer honestly.
What is required on my end?
A small server, around $5-10/month, plus your own API key — we never resell AI network access.
Can I switch my assistant later?
Yes, anytime.
Is my data secure?
It stays on your server — after setup we have no access to your chats.
How to pay and what if I change my mind?
Crypto only for now; full refund within 24 hours if you haven't downloaded the package yet.
Is this available where I live?
The store serves international customers globally, prices in USD.